When I was in high school here was her sex education advice to me: "Never forget, if a woman doesn't want you 'in there' she can clench it as tight as a fist." She might as well have said it has teeth.
I was born with three ear lobes. She once told me, "Sweetie, if you're ever in a car accident and your face is mangled beyond recognition, I'll know it's you by your unique third ear."
When I was in high school here was her sex education advice to me:
ReplyDelete"Never forget, if a woman doesn't want you 'in there' she can clench it as tight as a fist." She might as well have said it has teeth.
When Steph and Jess were old enough to write Mom called me sometime in late January. "Did you get the box I sent?" she asked.
ReplyDelete"What box?" I said.
"The pre-stamped, self-addressed box of thank-you notes to send us thanks for the Christmas gifts," she said.
"No, I didn't get that box yet," I said, indignantly.
"How would I know if you got them or not?" she said. "You didn't send me a thank you note thanking me for the box."
She told my girls, "A proper girl doesn't make noise when they pass gas. Make it silent but deadly."
ReplyDeleteI was born with three ear lobes. She once told me, "Sweetie, if you're ever in a car accident and your face is mangled beyond recognition, I'll know it's you by your unique third ear."
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